Account Exec.

Never one to waste words, the Account Exec. brings some order to an industry filled with chaos. They open those client emails while the rest of the team cowers behind them, trembling with fear. Rumour has it they have a second pair of hands to write emails with.
 
Features:
Their to-do list has a to-do list.
Juggles multiple deadlines and personalities with ease.
Can calm the most irate clients. And/or managers. 
Voted fastest email response time– without any typos.